…you are out of breath from your 3 point turn to change positions in bed.
…at the doctors office you can no longer see the cup you are supposed to pee in and have to go by "feel".
…trying to shave your legs involves some pretty ridiculous maneuvers.
...you have to have your husband put your socks on.
...your belly is so big and so low you have to sit like a man with your legs sprawled apart.
...ALL your shirts become too short and you have to buy new clothes with only a few weeks left to wear them.
…you have trouble washing dishes since your belly is so huge you can't stand very close to the sink.
…the 50th person comments that it should be anytime now, or they just know that you aren't going to make it to your due date.
…something falls on the floor and you stare at it for a full minute while deciding whether it's important enough to pick it up, or if it's easier to ask your husband to pick up (or wait til he gets home if he's not around).
…you go to a restaurant and they no longer ask if you would prefer a table or a booth--they just take you straight to a table.
…you have to use the handicapped stall in public restrooms because there is no room to turn around in the regular ones.
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Oh that is awesome! Sean and I had agood laugh over these. My biggest was it was so hard to do laundry. I could never reach the clothes at the bottom of the washing machine to get them out and into the dryer. Love you! Hang in there!
Mandy
Poor Christy. I personally find the last 4 weeks of pregnancy to be so much worst than those first weeks when you are sick so much. Nothing is more miserable than having to completely wake yourself up just to roll over. Of course you're probably awake from having just gone to he bathroom for the 470th time.
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